did you think to use the doorbell?

well, what can i say, my expectations for this weekend were very high, assuming that things would be completely crazy and we'd probably make BLDs... i was most certainly right!

one of my faves was in town for a weekend of mayhem and makeouts with miss j from minneapolis! it would be inaccurate to say that i did not have a countdown prior to her visit, so let's just say i was really really excited. there was no doubt in my mind that our weekend activities would create prime content for this blog. my bank account is sad and we certainly had zero shame, so overall i'd say it's a solid fit.

friday was where it all started... it was a magical evening in the castro. kb and i decided to take our lovely guest to one of our most treasured and sacred dance spots, badlands. not only do they play the best dance music in all of san francisco, but i don't think i have ever received more compliments from nor had a bad night with the gentlemen there. last time, i had my ass smacked immediately upon entering, which generally would really piss me off... but how can i get mad when i'm at a bar that's heavily populated by ridiculously good-looking gay men. so i took it as a compliment and had a great night. anyways, since the bar is quite literally down the street from our house we headed there for some sea breezes, kylie minogue and shirtless dancing. one thing led to another and kb and i leave j dancing with a straight hottie and go get pizza. realizing that i had all of her stuff, we ended up going back to look for her and she was nowhere to be found. so instinctively we thought she went home with him and ate our pizza.

i took a cab home (yes, all of 4 blocks uphill, it was $4) and surprise! there is j, sitting on our stoop, with her dead cell phone and nothing else. i couldn't help but laugh because her facial expression was priceless... i've never seen such a look of pure misery and excitement all in one. and because her mindset was completely straight-forward, she decided to try and catch my attention if i was home, by throwing bracelets (mine that she borrowed, by the way) at my house and yelling my name... i would pay soo much money if that was on video!! we found two bracelets, but the rest remain to be found at a later time to give us a really good laugh. lesson learned: try the doorbell first, then throw bracelets.

the next night took us to another solid standby, vertigo. our rally was a little slow, but we made it out to dance for a few hours in our hot little (key word) outfits and over the knee boots and engage in some late night debauchery. the special thing about vertigo is that they have jello shots, four for $10, which are a great idea w

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hen you are about 3 vodka sodas in... but a horrible idea the morning after. seriously, why, party gods, why? well, the moral of the story is, i'm apparently eating meat again, in the form of a bacon-wrapped hot dog, and j is getting some sweet action on vacation. can you guess who the winner is?

i knew it would be a fun-filled weekend, but i'm going to need at least two months to completely recover from the shenanigans that took place over those two days. but can't wait until j comes back out to play for another round of weekend activities.

until then, we have halloween to look forward to, so get your fabulous selves out and have a broke and shameless weekend!